📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,844.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,843.44
-0.560 (-0.03%)
5 min
$1,842.56
-1.440 (-0.08%)
10 min
$1,841.51
-2.490 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.175920
-0.0₄7 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.175710
-0.0₃28 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.175510
-0.0₃48 (-0.27%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH dipped mildly: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.14% in 10, a whisper of movement for an asset that usually treats volatility like a caffeine habit. DOGE, ever the drama queen, slid 0.04%, 0.16%, and 0.27% over the same periods, proving even meme coins need their daily dose of existential dread. Compared to historical norms, this is less "market upheaval" and more "market yawn," though DOGE's slightly sharper drop hints at its Pavlovian response to Musk's absence. The real shocker? The market’s ability to overanalyze nothing at all.