The way we’re going to crack the uniparty system is by using a variant of how Epaminondas shattered the myth of Spartan invincibility at Leuctra: Extremely concentrated force at a precise location on the battlefield.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,509.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,515.48
+5.96 (+0.24%)
5 min
$2,514.49
+4.97 (+0.20%)
10 min
$2,516.67
+7.15 (+0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.164210
+0.0₃219 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.164020
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.164060
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007872
+0.0₄119 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.007834
-0.0₄259 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.007783
-0.0₄77 (-0.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic military history lesson triggered more market confusion than movement. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.24% in 1 minute, stabilizing around 0.28% after 10 minutes, suggesting cautious optimism from crypto traders who likely didn’t read past "Epaminondas." DOGE barely twitched with a 0.13% initial bump, then flatlined, proving even meme coins have standards for coherence. GORK’s brief 0.15% rise before a 0.98% drop over 10 minutes mirrors the fate of Spartans at Leuctra: initial hope followed by swift defeat. Volatility remained tame compared to Musk’s usual antics, as markets collectively shrugged and moved on to decoding his next obscure reference. Nothing unites traders like silently agreeing to ignore a billionaire’s ancient warfare fanfiction.