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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,831.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,832.25
+0.720 (+0.04%)
5 min
$1,832.60
+1.07 (+0.06%)
10 min
$1,831.22
-0.310 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174750
+0.0₃169 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.174860
+0.0₃279 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.174810
+0.0₃229 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH saw a fleeting 0.04% pop in the first minute, climbing to 0.06% after five, only to give back 0.02% by the ten-minute mark: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. DOGE, ever the loyal hype beast, inched up 0.10% immediately and held steady around 0.15%, proving even Musk's absence can't kill its vibes. Volatility was tame compared to the usual Musk-induced chaos: ETH's swings were barely a ripple, and DOGE's moves were practically a nap. The market's muted reaction to Musk's non-tweet suggests even his shadow has diminishing returns—or perhaps everyone finally learned to check if he actually posted anything.