One way to execute on this would be to laser-focus on just 2 or 3 Senate seats and 8 to 10 House districts. Given the razor-thin legislative margins, that would be enough to serve as the deciding vote on contentious laws, ensuring that they serve the true will of the people.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,539.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,538.36
-1.370 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,535.31
-4.420 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,535.84
-3.890 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.166060
-0.0₃119 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.165980
-0.0₃2 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.165750
-0.0₃429 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007564
-0.0₄539 (-0.71%)
5 min
$0.007517
-0.0₃100 (-1.33%)
10 min
$0.007496
-0.0₃121 (-1.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political musings triggered a crypto tremor, but the market shrugged like a cat ignoring its owner. ETH dipped 0.05% in the first minute, then wobbled to 0.17% down after five minutes, settling at 0.15% lower after ten: a yawn masquerading as volatility. DOGE mirrored the lethargy, shedding 0.07% initially and peaking at 0.26% loss, while GORK—the overeager understudy—plunged 0.71% out of the gate and kept falling to 1.60%. Compared to Musk’s usual crypto fireworks, this was a damp squib: no double-digit swings, no panic, just the faintest sigh from traders scrolling past. The true will of the people, it seems, is to ignore political strategy and focus on memes that move markets.