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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,838.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,836.80
-1.410 (-0.08%)
5 min
$1,839.01
+0.800 (+0.04%)
10 min
$1,840.71
+2.50 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.175690
+0.0₃1 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.175910
+0.0₃32 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.176210
+0.0₃62 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, leaving crypto markets to yawn and stretch. ETH dipped 0.08% in the first minute, then wobbled back up 0.04% and 0.14% over 5 and 10 minutes: a snooze-worthy rollercoaster. DOGE barely blinked, inching up 0.06%, 0.18%, and 0.35% over the same periods: less volatility than a metronome at a meditation retreat. Compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-napping." The irony? The biggest shock was how little shock there was.