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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,598.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,600.20
+1.71 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,600.01
+1.52 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,599.75
+1.26 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174860
+0.0₃639 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.174760
+0.0₃539 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.174810
+0.0₃589 (+0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006244
+0.0₄15 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.006248
+0.0₄189 (+0.31%)
10 min
$0.006239
+0.0₅999 (+0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH inched up 0.07% in the first minute, settling at 0.05% after 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK wobbled between 0.16% and 0.37% with the enthusiasm of a sleepy metronome. Volatility was notably tame compared to the usual circus act triggered by his actual words, where double-digit swings are the norm. The market’s reaction to nothingness proves that even the absence of Musk can’t stop crypto from doing its weird little dance.