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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,441.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,441.98
+0.260 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,439.17
-2.550 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,439.65
-2.070 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160340
-0.0₄599 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.160350
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.160290
-0.0₃109 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005062
+0.0₅599 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.005068
+0.0₄119 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.005063
+0.0₅7 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered more confusion than conviction in the markets. ETH wobbled between a negligible 0.01% gain and a 0.10% drop within 10 minutes, while DOGE barely moved, shedding a laughable 0.07% over the same period. GORK, ever the outlier, eked out a 0.24% rise at the 5-minute mark, proving once again that obscure tokens thrive on ambiguity. Compared to historical posts with similar vagueness, this one was a snooze: past "debt slavery" rants caused ETH to drop 0.33% and DOGE to plunge 0.38%, while today's reaction was more of a shoulder shrug. Volatility? More like a mild breeze in a crypto desert. Nothing says "market-moving influence" like a post so ambiguous it leaves traders wondering if they missed the joke—or if there even was one.

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