Physics sees through all lies perfectly

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,441.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,438.34
-3.640 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,437.16
-4.820 (-0.20%)
10 min
$2,436.99
-4.990 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160150
-0.0₃21 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.159890
-0.0₃469 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.160090
-0.0₃269 (-0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005348
+0.0₅599 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.005341
-0.0₅1 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.005324
-0.0₄18 (-0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic physics musing proved less disruptive than a dropped Wi-Fi signal during a Zoom call. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.15% in 1 minute, 0.20% over 5 and 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could pass for a lazy Sunday. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.13%-0.29% declines, while GORK’s brief 0.11% gain evaporated into a 0.34% loss, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Compared to past Musk-induced chaos, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging." Physics may see through lies, but traders clearly saw through this tweet.