📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,833.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,834.28
+0.630 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,833.64
-0.010 (0.00%)
10 min
$1,835.20
+1.55 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180690
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.180430
-0.0₃369 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.180490
-0.0₃309 (-0.17%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk’s silence today was deafening—so profound that ETH barely mustered a yawn, wobbling between microscopic gains and losses like a sleepwalker in a crypto maze. DOGE, ever the drama queen, took Musk’s absence personally, shedding fractions of a cent with the gravitas of a toddler refusing nap time. The markets, deprived of their favorite meme-lord’s chaos, resorted to their default setting: mild confusion. Perhaps the real impact was the friends we made (or lost) along the way—or, more likely, the bots frantically trading based on the *absence* of a tweet. Priceless.