Roboception

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Zack
@BLKMDL3

Watching 10/10 We, Robot event on YouTube inside the Robotaxi!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,193.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,185.12
-8.200 (-0.37%)
5 min
$2,194.55
+1.23 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,189.54
-3.780 (-0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.148450
-0.0₃409 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.148990
+0.0₃13 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.148550
-0.0₃31 (-0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005370
-0.0₄3 (-0.56%)
5 min
$0.005400
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.005370
-0.0₄3 (-0.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-shaking post was about as impactful as a Roomba bumping into a wall. ETH: Initial panic selling (-0.37% in 1 minute) gave way to confused recovery (+0.06% by 5 minutes) before settling into meh territory (-0.17% at 10 minutes). Classic crypto whiplash, though milder than his average tweet-induced 2% swings. DOGE: The people's coin barely flinched, with moves so small (-0.28% to +0.09%) they could be rounding errors—or perhaps the market has finally built a Musk tweet immunity. GORK: The obscure altcoin mirrored ETH’s drama (-0.56% twice) but with even less liquidity, proving that even the tiniest tokens can’t escape the gravitational pull of Musk’s keyboard. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s robotaxi musings with the enthusiasm of a delayed Uber ride.