Had to been done lol

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Here’s what happens when you try tipping the

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,178.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,184.99
+6.22 (+0.29%)
5 min
$2,181.70
+2.93 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,186.31
+7.54 (+0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.147600
+0.0₃39 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.147230
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.147440
+0.0₃229 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005410
+0.0₄4 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.005390
+0.0₄2 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.005380
+0.0₄1 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets will trade anything, even a typo-riddled non-sequitur. ETH saw a fleeting 0.35% bump over 10 minutes, with most gains evaporating faster than the logic in the original tweet: 1-minute pop of 0.29% faded to 0.13% by the 5-minute mark. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-0.3% moves that wouldn’t cover gas fees on a hamster wheel trade. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s past meme storms—no 20% Dogecoin moonshots here, just the crypto equivalent of a shrug. The real mystery is why GORK, a token nobody can define, got the biggest percentage move. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing tears-of-joy emojis for trading signals. At this rate, we’re one meme away from a blockchain-based version of the pet rock.