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@Tesla_AI robotaxi launch begins in Austin this afternoon with customers paying a $4.20 flat fee!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,199.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,210.51
+10.98 (+0.50%)
5 min
$2,201.79
+2.26 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,196.54
-2.990 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.150070
+0.001 (+0.70%)
5 min
$0.149090
+0.0₄6 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.148830
-0.0₃2 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005420
+0.0₃11 (+2.07%)
5 min
$0.005370
+0.0₄6 (+1.13%)
10 min
$0.005350
+0.0₄4 (+0.75%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest robotaxi post proves once again that crypto markets react faster than Tesla's autopilot. ETH spiked 0.50% in the first minute, then gave back half those gains by the 5-minute mark before dipping 0.14% at 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE's 0.70% initial pop evaporated faster than a Cybertruck's resale value, ending down 0.13%. GORK was the outlier, holding steady with a 2.07% surge and maintaining 0.75% gains—apparently the only asset that didn't overthink the $4.20 joke. Volatility was tame compared to historical Musk posts: ETH's 0.50% move is a snooze next to its 1.5% swings during past SpaceX milestones. DOGE's reaction was 60% weaker than its typical Musk-induced frenzy, suggesting even meme traders are getting fatigued. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK outperforming because it didn't bother to read the fine print.

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