Please reply to this post with divisive facts for

@grok training. By this I mean things that are politically incorrect, but nonetheless factually true.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,405.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,409.91
+4.27 (+0.18%)
5 min
$2,404.00
-1.640 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,396.36
-9.280 (-0.39%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.159690
+0.0₃5 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.159260
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.158930
-0.0₃26 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005390
+0.0₄2 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.005380
+0.0₄1 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.005360
-0.0₅999 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post triggered the crypto equivalent of a confused dog tilting its head at a vacuum cleaner. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of 0.18% quickly deflated like a birthday balloon in a hedge fund office, ending down 0.39% in 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK: Microscopic 1-minute gains (0.31% and 0.37%) faded faster than New Year's resolutions, both landing slightly negative after 10 minutes. Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual market-moving antics—this time, traders reacted with the enthusiasm of someone checking their grocery receipt. The lack of historical parallels suggests even the algorithms shrugged and went back to watching cat videos. Nothing says "stable store of value" like assets that twitch because a billionaire asked for spicy internet opinions.