NGOs should not be funded by the government to lobby elected representatives!

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Fidias Panayiotou
@Fidias0

The EU Commission Was Exposed

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.43

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$70.24
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$70.43
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$70.46
+0.035 (+0.05%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $324.28

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$324.14
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$324.64
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$325.27
+0.985 (+0.30%)

ETH

Before post: $2,488.41

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$2,487.55
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$2,481.05
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DOGE

Before post: $0.16

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$0.163610
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$0.163040
-0.0₃68 (-0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.006350
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$0.006380
+0.0₄5 (+0.79%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's NGO funding rant triggered more confusion than conviction, with markets shrugging it off like a bad tweet draft. PayPal dipped 0.27% in the first minute but flatlined within five, as if traders remembered Musk hasn’t worked there since the MySpace era. Tesla wobbled initially but climbed 0.30% in ten minutes, proving EV investors are immune to his non-car opinions. ETH and DOGE slid 0.30% and 0.42% respectively over ten minutes, a whisper of crypto’s Pavlovian response to Musk’s name. GORK, the mystery token, rallied 0.79% twice—either a glitch or proof that some algorithms have a sense of humor. Volatility was tame compared to past Musk-induced spasms, suggesting even the market is bored with his political hot takes. The real shocker: zero impact on SpaceX, because apparently rocket scientists don’t care about NGO funding.