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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,528.60
-1.540 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,528.16
-1.980 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,528.91
-1.230 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.168690
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.168740
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.168750
-0.0₅999 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006620
-0.0₅999 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.006610
-0.0₄199 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.006620
-0.0₅999 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than his tweets, for once. ETH dipped mildly: 1min (-0.06%), 5min (-0.08%), 10min (-0.05%). DOGE barely flinched: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min (-0.01%). GORK, the perpetual underdog, wobbled slightly more: 1min (-0.15%), 5min (-0.30%), 10min (-0.15%). Volatility was tame compared to Musk's usual tweet-induced chaos, where double-digit swings are the norm. This time, the market reacted like a nap interrupted by a faint sigh. The irony? A post about nothing moved crypto more than most government economic policies.