Just a scratch

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,538.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,539.51
+0.720 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,538.49
-0.300 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,533.95
-4.840 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170500
+0.0₃1 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.170410
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.169990
-0.0₃409 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006670
-0.0₄3 (-0.45%)
5 min
$0.006670
-0.0₄3 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.006620
-0.0₄8 (-1.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto whisper ("just a scratch None") proved about as impactful as a sneeze in a hurricane. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.03% in the first minute, then down 0.01% and 0.19% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE barely twitched with a 0.06% uptick before fading 0.24%, while GORK slid steadily like a bored climber (-0.45% to -1.19%). Volatility stayed laughably tame compared to Musk’s usual earth-shaking tweets—this was less "market mover" and more "market yawner." Nothing says "crypto stability" like a billionaire’s vague musings triggering less chaos than a grocery store closing announcement.