Their new name is perfect

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.62
+0.040 (+0.06%)
5 min
$71.58
+0.0₃198 (+0.00%)
10 min
$71.56
-0.020 (-0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $323.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$324.07
+0.350 (+0.11%)
5 min
$323.93
+0.210 (+0.06%)
10 min
$323.05
-0.670 (-0.21%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,554.71
+3.20 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,553.32
+1.81 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,552.30
+0.790 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171360
+0.0₃43 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.171400
+0.0₃469 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.171380
+0.0₃45 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007590
+0.0₄7 (+0.93%)
5 min
$0.007590
+0.0₄7 (+0.93%)
10 min
$0.007580
+0.0₄6 (+0.80%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even if it reads like a typo. PayPal saw a fleeting 0.06% bump in the first minute before flatlining and dipping 0.03% after 10 minutes: classic whiplash for a company that’s seen this movie before. Tesla briefly rallied 0.11% then gave back half its gains, ending down 0.21%—volatility so predictable you could set your watch to it, if anyone still wore watches. ETH and DOGE inched up marginally, though the real winner was GORK, soaring nearly 1% on what we can only assume is its unique ability to be named GORK. Compared to Musk’s previous name-related musing, this one was milder: the 49% similarity post last year triggered sharper swings, with Tesla ultimately rallying 0.25% while ETH bled 0.17%. Today’s reaction suggests the market is either getting wiser or just tired of guessing. Nothing says efficient markets like a token named GORK outperforming because Elon muttered the word “perfect.”

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