I was just lil E back then

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SMX
@iam_smx

When Elon Musk had to introduce himself in 2002.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,621.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,625.01
+3.44 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,624.31
+2.74 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,630.78
+9.21 (+0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178110
+0.0₃149 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.178240
+0.0₃28 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.178700
+0.0₃739 (+0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008110
+0.0₄299 (+0.37%)
5 min
$0.008100
+0.0₄199 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.008100
+0.0₄199 (+0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's nostalgia for his humble beginnings triggered a market reaction so subtle you'd need a microscope to see it. ETH wobbled like a tipsy giraffe: up 0.13% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, then a wild 0.35% surge by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK moved less than a sloth on sedatives: DOGE peaked at 0.42%, while GORK’s 0.37% spike was its version of a midlife crisis. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—this was less "Tesla earnings call" and more "mild breeze on a pond." The real shocker: crypto traders apparently have a soft spot for early-2000s Elon fanfiction.