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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,532.30
+1.30 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,532.49
+1.49 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,534.59
+3.59 (+0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178000
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.177970
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.178190
+0.0₃219 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007490
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.007500
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.007540
+0.0₄499 (+0.67%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic gym-and-AI musing moved crypto markets like a sleepy cat stretching in the sun. ETH showed modest but consistent gains: 1min (+0.05%), 5min (+0.06%), 10min (+0.14%), proving even AI trainers need warm-up sets. DOGE barely twitched, with a 10min (+0.12%) shrug—clearly unimpressed by iron-pumping bots. GORK’s 10min (+0.67%) spike suggests someone, somewhere, misread "GORK" as "genuine opportunity for rapid karma." Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual tweet storms, where 10% swings are the norm and SEC lawyers reach for antacids. This time, the market reacted like a bored audience at a tech conference: polite applause, then back to checking portfolios. Nothing says "healthy market dynamics" like digital currencies mooning because a billionaire multitasks between squats and software updates.