Service paused for “local events” lmao

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Jeff
@JeffTutorials

Waymo has officially shut down operations in Los Angeles for the weekend

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,536.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,534.60
-1.590 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,533.51
-2.680 (-0.11%)
10 min
$2,536.20
+0.010 (+0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.176860
-0.0₄799 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.176830
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.176970
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007650
-0.0₄2 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.007630
-0.0₄4 (-0.52%)
10 min
$0.007700
+0.0₄3 (+0.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's vaguepost about Waymo's LA pause triggered more confusion than market chaos. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, then flatlined at +0.00% by 10. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.05% dip, 0.06% slide, and a heroic 0.02% recovery. GORK, the token nobody owns, swung harder: down 0.26%, then 0.52%, before rebounding 0.39%—proof that even obscure coins crave attention. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics: no Tesla tweets, no Dogecoin memes, just a cryptic shrug. The real shocker? Traders ignored him for once. The markets reacted exactly as you’d expect to a billionaire musing about a competitor’s weekend plans: with all the enthusiasm of a dial-up connection.