The same people who blame the West for everything also consider it a human rights violation to stop the rest of Earth from moving here

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,532.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.11
-1.790 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,530.59
-2.310 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,534.12
+1.22 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.176500
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.176470
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.176820
+0.0₃37 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007620
+0.0₄1 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.007580
-0.0₄299 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.007660
+0.0₄5 (+0.66%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest philosophical musing sent crypto markets into a state of existential contemplation rather than frenzy. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals: down 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, then a shaky 0.05% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE barely blinked, inching up 0.03% initially before settling at a thrilling 0.21% gain. GORK, ever the wildcard, swung from 0.13% up to 0.39% down, then rallied 0.66%—proof that even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 10% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. This post lacked the usual Muskian market-moving punch, perhaps because it asked more questions than it answered. The real mystery here isn’t human rights or migration, but why anyone expected coherence from a tweet that reads like a late-night dorm room debate.