📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,521.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,528.29
+6.68 (+0.26%)
5 min
$2,520.77
-0.840 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,521.60
-0.010 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173860
+0.0₃519 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.173310
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.173240
-0.0₄999 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007070
+0.0₄2 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.007050
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.007040
-0.0₅999 (-0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post containing absolutely nothing somehow managed to move markets more than most corporate earnings reports. ETH spiked 0.26% in the first minute, then gave back 0.03% over five minutes before flatlining: a masterclass in how quickly crypto traders get bored. DOGE wobbled up 0.30% immediately, then drifted down 0.06% over ten minutes, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK’s 0.28% rally evaporated into a 0.14% loss, because of course it did. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.5% swing counts as a nap. Historically, this non-event still outperformed half of Musk’s actual product announcements. The market’s reaction to nothingness suggests traders will cling to any narrative, even if it’s literally blank.