📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,647.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,640.75
-6.820 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,648.48
+0.910 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,648.99
+1.42 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181580
-0.0₃439 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.181910
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.182030
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007390
-0.0₄6 (-0.81%)
5 min
$0.007410
-0.0₄4 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.007420
-0.0₄299 (-0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's "None" post proves that even silence can move crypto markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth. ETH: Initial knee-jerk dip of 0.26% in the first minute, then a yawn-inducing recovery of 0.03% and 0.05% over 5 and 10 minutes. Volatility here is milder than a decaf espresso compared to its usual double-shot swings. DOGE: A 0.24% drop in the first minute, followed by near-zero fluctuations—less action than a retired greyhound. Historically, this is background noise for a meme coin that thrives on chaos. GORK: The biggest "loser" with a 0.81% drop initially, though calling it dramatic would be like calling a drizzle a hurricane. Its 10-minute trajectory suggests the market forgot about it faster than a New Year's resolution. The irony: Musk's absence of commentary somehow still generated more analysis than the post itself. Markets remain predictably irrational, even when the catalyst is literally nothing.