📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,792.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,797.10
+4.31 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,795.29
+2.50 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,796.01
+3.22 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202650
+0.004 (+2.15%)
5 min
$0.203910
+0.006 (+2.79%)
10 min
$0.203510
+0.005 (+2.59%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009230
+0.0₄6 (+0.65%)
5 min
$0.009210
+0.0₄4 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.009290
+0.0₃12 (+1.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "None" post proves once again that silence speaks louder than words in crypto markets. ETH saw modest gains: 0.15% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5 minutes, and 0.12% in 10 minutes, suggesting traders shrugged and defaulted to mild optimism. DOGE, ever the drama queen, jumped 2.15% in 1 minute and held steady around 2.5% over 10 minutes, because of course it did. GORK, the token nobody Googles, managed a sleepy 0.65% to 1.31% climb, likely due to one person misreading the tweet. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where "normal" often means double-digit swings before breakfast. The lack of historical parallels for a "None" post only confirms that Musk’s influence is both undeniable and utterly unpredictable. Nothing says "healthy market" like digital assets mooning because a billionaire shared the philosophical depth of a blank text box.