I regret some of my posts about President

@realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,795.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,795.67
+0.250 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,791.21
-4.210 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,797.10
+1.68 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198740
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.198140
-0.0₃479 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.202650
+0.004 (+2.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009200
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.009150
-0.0₄4 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.009230
+0.0₄4 (+0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest non-apology apology sent crypto markets on a rollercoaster so mild it barely qualifies as a carnival ride. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: up 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.15% in 5, then a heroic 0.06% recovery by minute 10. DOGE, ever the drama queen, swung from a 0.06% uptick to a 0.24% drop before mooning 2.03%—proof that even Musk’s regrets can’t kill the meme. GORK, the token nobody owns, mirrored the chaos with a 0.11% rise, 0.44% fall, and an equally unimpressive 0.44% rebound. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, suggesting traders now treat his posts like weather reports: glanced at, mostly ignored. The real shocker here is that Musk admitting regret moved markets less than a typo in his breakfast order.