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Elon Musk lost 25% of his fortune, approximately $113 billion, while leading efforts to streamline the U.S. government. Are you willing to give Elon Musk a heartfelt “thank you”? A. Hell yes B. No

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,825.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,825.71
-0.100 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,818.01
-7.800 (-0.28%)
10 min
$2,809.31
-16.500 (-0.58%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198190
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.197850
-0.0₃42 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.197250
-0.001 (-0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009440
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.009370
-0.0₄7 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.009340
-0.0₃1 (-1.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political commentary triggered more eye rolls than market moves, with crypto barely flinching. ETH dipped a negligible 0.00% in the first minute, then slid 0.58% over ten minutes: hardly a panic, more like a bored sigh. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.51% drop, proving even meme coins have better things to do than react to Musk's fortune fluctuations. GORK, the outlier, managed a 1.06% decline—perhaps the only asset taking the "heartfelt thank you" question seriously. Volatility here is a whisper compared to Musk's usual market-shaking tweets, where double-digit swings are the norm. Either the market is numb to his antics, or JD Vance quotes lack the catalytic punch of a Dogecoin meme. Nothing says "efficient market" like cryptocurrencies ignoring a billionaire's self-inflicted financial wound while debating gratitude in binary options.