📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,662.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,659.52
-3.070 (-0.12%)
5 min
$2,658.69
-3.900 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,663.46
+0.870 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190160
-0.0₃25 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.190240
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.190820
+0.0₃409 (+0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009280
-0.0₄499 (-0.54%)
5 min
$0.009280
-0.0₄499 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.009280
-0.0₄499 (-0.54%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence on crypto speaks louder than his usual chaos. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.15% in 5, then a heroic 0.03% rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this existential crisis with a 0.13% dip, 0.09% slide, then a 0.22% rally—proof that even memes need closure. GORK, the token nobody owns, flatlined at a consistent 0.54% drop, perhaps mourning the lack of drama. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards: no 20% swings, no exchange meltdowns, just the market sighing and adjusting its pajamas. Nothing moves markets like a billionaire refusing to move his thumbs.