📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,687.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,687.75
-0.020 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,691.17
+3.40 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,697.08
+9.31 (+0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192700
-0.0₄899 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.193040
+0.0₃25 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.193470
+0.0₃68 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009390
+0.0₄3 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.009470
+0.0₃109 (+1.18%)
10 min
$0.009390
+0.0₄3 (+0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") somehow still managed to stir the crypto pot. ETH barely blinked at first (-0.02, -0.00% in 1min), then remembered it was supposed to care (+3.40, +0.13% in 5min), finishing with a shrug (+9.31, +0.35% in 10min). DOGE mirrored this with microscopic enthusiasm, while GORK—because of course—swung wildly for no reason (+1.18% in 5min). Volatility here is a toddler on sugar: technically active but utterly meaningless compared to historical norms. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to a blank tweet with the precision of a drunk dart player.