This is not ok

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,496.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,494.07
-2.260 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,499.76
+3.43 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,503.60
+7.27 (+0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182100
-0.0₃449 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.182830
+0.0₃28 (+0.15%)
10 min
$0.183190
+0.0₃64 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009130
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.009130
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.009170
+0.0₄499 (+0.55%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet triggered more confusion than market chaos, proving once again that not every thought needs a price tag. ETH dipped a negligible 0.09% in the first minute, then clawed back 0.29% over ten minutes: the crypto equivalent of shrugging and moving on. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.25% drop before a 0.35% rebound, while GORK—whatever that is—inched up 0.55%, perhaps out of sheer politeness. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, where even a misplaced comma can send memecoins into orbit. This time, traders seemed too busy deciphering the tweet to panic-buy or sell. The real mystery isn’t the tweet’s meaning but why anyone still expects coherence from a man who names his kids after math equations.