It’s outrageous how much character assassination has been directed at me, especially by me!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,509.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,505.19
-4.770 (-0.19%)
5 min
$2,510.57
+0.610 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,508.00
-1.960 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.183750
-0.0₃5 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.184230
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.184070
-0.0₃179 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009300
-0.0₄5 (-0.53%)
5 min
$0.009300
-0.0₄5 (-0.53%)
10 min
$0.009220
-0.0₃129 (-1.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-deprecating tweet sent crypto markets into a frenzy of barely detectable movement. ETH wobbled like a mildly tipsy giraffe: down 0.19% in the first minute, then a heroic 0.02% rebound by minute five, before settling at a 0.08% loss. DOGE and GORK fared worse, with GORK taking the crown for drama at a 1.39% drop over ten minutes—truly a Shakespearean tragedy for meme coins. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, where tweets often trigger double-digit swings. This time, the only thing assassinated was trader attention spans. The irony? A tweet about character assassination had less impact than Musk’s average grocery list. Markets barely shrugged, proving even his self-inflicted wounds are now priced in.