That was an eye-opener indeed

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

Remember when San Francisco couldn’t do anything about the crime everywhere and then cleaned it up overnight for Xi’s visit? Turns out the solution to the Problem of Evil government is that simple. They are aware. They’re not impotent. They’re just evil. x.com/isnit0/status/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,525.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,523.16
-2.240 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,520.16
-5.240 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,524.30
-1.100 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.184660
-0.0₃21 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.184660
-0.0₃21 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.185400
+0.0₃53 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009400
-0.0₃149 (-1.57%)
5 min
$0.009390
-0.0₃159 (-1.68%)
10 min
$0.009330
-0.0₃219 (-2.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political commentary triggered more yawns than panic in crypto markets. ETH dipped mildly: 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5 minutes, then a negligible 0.04% drop at 10 minutes—less dramatic than a snooze button. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern: 0.11% down at 1 and 5 minutes, then a 0.29% rebound at 10 minutes. GORK, the perpetual underdog, took the hardest hit: 1.57% at 1 minute, 2.30% at 10 minutes—proof that obscurity doesn’t shield you from volatility. Compared to historical norms, this was a ripple in a puddle: no meme-stock frenzy, no liquidation cascades, just the usual crypto theater where even Musk’s provocations now play to a jaded audience. The real takeaway? Markets have learned to treat Musk’s political musings like a weather report from a fortune cookie: mildly entertaining, rarely actionable.