Most entertaining outcome is most likely

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,519.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,519.26
-0.130 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,520.51
+1.12 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,518.88
-0.510 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182990
+0.0₃11 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.183050
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.182960
+0.0₄8 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008380
+0.0₄3 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.008360
+0.0₅999 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.008350
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet triggered more confusion than a crypto white paper written in Klingon. ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.04% in 5, then down 0.02% in 10, proving even algorithms shrug at his ambiguity. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with moves so small they’d get lost in a Satoshi’s pocket change. Volatility was tame compared to his past meme-fueled fireworks, suggesting the market now treats his musings like a rerun of *The Office*: familiar, mildly amusing, but not worth panic-buying popcorn. The real entertainment here is watching traders parse his tweets like ancient scrolls while the coins barely react. Most likely outcome indeed.