📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,450.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,467.65
+17.08 (+0.70%)
5 min
$2,473.72
+23.15 (+0.94%)
10 min
$2,454.84
+4.27 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172160
+0.002 (+0.95%)
5 min
$0.172350
+0.002 (+1.06%)
10 min
$0.170860
+0.0₃32 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009270
+0.0₄7 (+0.76%)
5 min
$0.009390
+0.0₃19 (+2.07%)
10 min
$0.009130
-0.0₄7 (-0.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's silence speaks louder than words, proving even his absence can move markets. ETH saw a quick 0.7% spike in the first minute, climbing to 0.94% after five minutes before cooling to 0.17%: classic pump-and-chill behavior. DOGE mirrored the pattern with a 0.95% initial jump, peaking at 1.06%, then fading to 0.19%: the crypto equivalent of a dog chasing its tail. GORK, the wildcard, surged 2.07% in five minutes only to give back 0.76%: a reminder that meme coins are just gambling with extra steps. Volatility here is tame compared to Musk's usual tweet storms, where double-digit swings are the norm. Today's action feels like a market sighing in relief that he didn't say something truly unhinged. Nothing says "healthy market" like assets swinging because a billionaire didn't post anything.