This is what he said about Jared

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I am delighted to nominate Jared Isaacman, an accomplished business leader, philanthropist, pilot, and astronaut, as Administrator of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). Jared will drive NASA’s mission of discovery and inspiration, paving the way for

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PayPal 🇺🇸

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post, a Trump quote about Jared Isaacman, sent markets into a frenzy of barely detectable movement. PayPal wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.03% in 1 minute, then a heroic 0.01% rebound by 5 minutes, settling at a thrilling 0.06% gain after 10. Tesla, ever the drama queen, dropped 0.41% immediately, deepened to 1.23% at 5 minutes, then partially recovered to only 0.53% down. ETH and DOGE mirrored each other in crypto's version of a shrug: ETH dipped 0.14%, then rose 0.15%, while DOGE meandered between 0.41% and 0.14% losses. GORK, the token nobody owns, somehow managed to lose 0.91%—impressive for something that doesn’t exist. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos, suggesting even the algorithms were bored by this one. The real mystery is why anyone expected a Trump quote about NASA to move crypto.