Where is the man who wrote these words? Was he replaced by a body double!?

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Elon Musk reminded President Trump of his own words.

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.87

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$72.81
-0.060 (-0.08%)
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$72.80
-0.070 (-0.10%)
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$72.72
-0.145 (-0.20%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $303.28

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$302.94
-0.341 (-0.11%)
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$303.17
-0.105 (-0.03%)
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$302.60
-0.680 (-0.22%)

ETH

Before post: $2,565.76

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$2,565.40
-0.360 (-0.01%)
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$2,569.98
+4.22 (+0.16%)
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$2,570.20
+4.44 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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$0.179430
-0.0₄9 (-0.05%)
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$0.179850
+0.0₃329 (+0.18%)
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$0.179760
+0.0₃239 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009740
-0.0₅999 (-0.10%)
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$0.009810
+0.0₄599 (+0.62%)
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$0.009770
+0.0₄199 (+0.21%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic post triggered a market shrug with a side of mild indigestion. PayPal dipped 0.08% in the first minute, settling at 0.20% down after 10 minutes: a yawn masquerading as a reaction. Tesla wobbled between 0.11% and 0.22% declines, proving even its stock has learned to ignore Musk’s musings. ETH and DOGE shrugged off initial dips, climbing 0.17% and 0.13% respectively: crypto’s version of “cool story, bro.” GORK’s 0.62% spike in 5 minutes suggests someone, somewhere, mistook this for actionable intel. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics: this was a firecracker where investors expected a grenade. The real mystery isn’t the body double—it’s why anyone still trades on his tweets.