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Eric Daugherty
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BREAKING: Trump just went to bat for Elon Musk outside the White House while examining the Teslas. So true. TRUMP: I ended the EV mandate. He never even complained to me. Who would do that? @ElonMusk has never asked me for a thing. He's built a great company and he SHOULDN'T

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.86
+0.037 (+0.05%)
5 min
$72.88
+0.057 (+0.08%)
10 min
$72.87
+0.047 (+0.06%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $302.96

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$303.81
+0.850 (+0.28%)
5 min
$304.66
+1.70 (+0.56%)
10 min
$302.98
+0.025 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,568.79

Time after posted
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1 min
$2,572.81
+4.02 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,574.03
+5.24 (+0.20%)
10 min
$2,565.77
-3.020 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180570
+0.0₃5 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.180960
+0.0₃89 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.179440
-0.0₃63 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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1 min
$0.009810
-0.0₄9 (-0.91%)
5 min
$0.009790
-0.0₃11 (-1.11%)
10 min
$0.009720
-0.0₃18 (-1.82%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post, a cryptic Trump-themed nostalgia trip, moved markets like a sleepy cat batting at string. PayPal inched up 0.05% in the first minute, peaking at 0.08% after five minutes, then settled at 0.06%: textbook "Musk adjacency" volatility, where even his shadow gets a participation trophy. Tesla spiked 0.28% immediately, doubled to 0.56% by minute five, then flatlined at 0.01%: the classic "pump and yawn" pattern. ETH and DOGE mirrored their usual Musk-adjacent dance, with ETH up 0.20% before giving back half, while DOGE's 0.49% gain evaporated into a 0.35% loss—proof that meme coins have the attention span of a goldfish. GORK, the perpetual loser, dropped 1.82%, because some things never change. Compared to historical data, this was a lukewarm rerun: last May, a similarly vague post pushed ETH up 0.39%, while DOGE and GORK followed their usual script. Volatility remains tame by Musk standards, suggesting the market now treats his posts like a neighbor's lawnmower—annoying but ignorable. The real takeaway? Trump endorsing Musk moves markets less than a typo in a SEC filing. How far we've come.

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