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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.45
+0.040 (+0.05%)
5 min
$73.35
-0.065 (-0.09%)
10 min
$73.42
+0.010 (+0.01%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $315.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$314.80
-0.625 (-0.20%)
5 min
$313.27
-2.160 (-0.68%)
10 min
$314.40
-1.024 (-0.32%)

ETH

Before post: $2,584.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,580.90
-3.990 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,564.49
-20.400 (-0.79%)
10 min
$2,570.71
-14.180 (-0.55%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188260
-0.0₃53 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.184040
-0.005 (-2.52%)
10 min
$0.184280
-0.005 (-2.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009690
-0.0₄4 (-0.41%)
5 min
$0.009520
-0.0₃21 (-2.16%)
10 min
$0.009560
-0.0₃17 (-1.75%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market reaction best described as "mild confusion with a side of sell-off." PayPal wobbled like a distracted intern: up 0.05% in 1 minute, down 0.09% in 5, then barely positive at 0.01% by 10 minutes. Tesla took a nap: down 0.20%, then 0.68%, settling at 0.32% lower. ETH and DOGE mirrored a bad magic trick: disappearing by 0.79% and 2.52% respectively at the 5-minute mark. GORK, ever the drama queen, dropped 2.16% in 5 minutes. Compared to the historical post with a 41% similarity, this was less "market-moving wisdom" and more "background noise with extra steps." The previous post actually boosted Tesla by 0.93% over 10 minutes, while today's effort left it in the red. The real takeaway: Musk's words still move markets, but the effect is now as predictable as a coin flip—if the coin was also slightly confused about its purpose.

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