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DOGE: Democrats are calling Trump's decision to end federal funding for California's high-speed rail project 'heartless'. With just 35 years left to complete the project was 'so close' to completion you could almost imagine your grandchildren riding the rails. The good news is

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.39

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$73.51
+0.125 (+0.17%)
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$73.37
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$73.44
+0.050 (+0.07%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $317.17

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$315.26
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$314.91
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ETH

Before post: $2,586.19

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$2,587.79
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$2,567.69
-18.500 (-0.72%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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$0.188840
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
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$0.187370
-0.002 (-0.82%)
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$0.183910
-0.005 (-2.65%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009740
+0.0₄3 (+0.31%)
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$0.009620
-0.0₄899 (-0.93%)
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$0.009500
-0.0₃21 (-2.16%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that his words move markets faster than a caffeinated algo. PayPal wobbled like a confused intern: up 0.17% in the first minute, down 0.03% by minute five, then a meek 0.07% recovery. Tesla, ever the drama queen, dropped 0.61% immediately and kept sliding, ending down 0.71%—because nothing says "stable investment" like a CEO who treats stocks as live-tweet props. Crypto did its best impression of a roulette wheel: ETH teased a 0.06% gain before crumbling 0.72%, while DOGE and GORK nosedived 2.65% and 2.16% respectively. Historical context shows this is par for the course: last time Musk vaguely hinted at government work, DOGE bled 0.33% over ten minutes—today’s plunge was just the sequel nobody asked for. The real winner here? Anyone who shorted "sensible moves" the second they saw Musk’s name attached.

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