Wise words

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I cannot believe the Republicans are extending the debt ceiling—I am a Republican & I am embarrassed!

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.35
-0.010 (-0.01%)
5 min
$73.37
+0.010 (+0.01%)
10 min
$73.40
+0.040 (+0.05%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $320.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$321.51
+0.549 (+0.17%)
5 min
$321.74
+0.780 (+0.24%)
10 min
$321.30
+0.342 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,587.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,588.03
+0.720 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,597.82
+10.51 (+0.41%)
10 min
$2,600.52
+13.21 (+0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189300
+0.0₃25 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.189950
+0.0₃9 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.190230
+0.001 (+0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009820
+0.0₄1 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009820
+0.0₄1 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.009790
-0.0₄199 (-0.20%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political reshare triggered more market shrugs than shockwaves. PayPal barely blinked: down 0.01% in the first minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.05% gain over 10 minutes. Tesla edged up 0.17% immediately, peaking at 0.24% before settling at 0.11%—hardly a joyride. ETH and DOGE did their usual meme-coin tango: ETH climbed 0.51% over 10 minutes, while DOGE’s 0.62% rise proved even crypto traders were half-asleep. GORK, the perpetual enigma, ended down 0.20% after a flat start. Compared to Musk’s May 2025 post (48% similarity), this was tame: ETH swung harder back then (+0.15% to -0.18%), while DOGE’s volatility has since halved. The real surprise? Markets treated Trump’s debt ceiling angst like a forgotten Netflix subscription—mildly noted, swiftly ignored. Nothing says "stable markets" like a Musk-Trump collab that moves crypto more than actual financial instruments.

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