📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,626.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,625.42
-1.170 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,626.17
-0.420 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,625.75
-0.840 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190260
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.190130
-0.0₄7 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.190200
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009650
-0.0₄8 (-0.82%)
5 min
$0.009660
-0.0₄7 (-0.72%)
10 min
$0.009610
-0.0₃12 (-1.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence ("None") somehow still managed to stir the crypto pot, proving even his absence is a market-moving event. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.04%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.03%), as if traders briefly forgot to breathe. DOGE wobbled between +0.03% and -0.04%, showcasing its usual commitment to randomness. GORK took the crown with a -1.23% drop over 10 minutes, because obscure tokens treat volatility like a competitive sport. Compared to historical norms, this was a snooze fest—unless you’re GORK, where a 1% swing counts as a Tuesday. The market’s reaction to nothingness: a masterclass in overthinking the obvious.