📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,603.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,608.39
+5.29 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,613.56
+10.46 (+0.40%)
10 min
$2,613.90
+10.80 (+0.41%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188480
+0.001 (+0.54%)
5 min
$0.189150
+0.002 (+0.90%)
10 min
$0.189080
+0.002 (+0.86%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010050
+0.0₄899 (+0.90%)
5 min
$0.010120
+0.0₃16 (+1.61%)
10 min
$0.010150
+0.0₃189 (+1.91%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "None" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even the absence of anything. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.20% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5 minutes, and 0.41% in 10 minutes, suggesting traders were mildly intrigued but not convinced. DOGE and GORK posted fractional moves, with GORK leading the pack at 1.91% over 10 minutes, which is impressive for an asset that likely doesn’t exist. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos-inducing tweets, where double-digit swings are the norm. This time, the market treated his silence like a Rorschach test: everyone saw what they wanted, but nothing really happened. The irony? A man who once moved markets with a single word now moves them by saying nothing at all. The bar for relevance has never been lower.