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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.72
+0.040 (+0.06%)
5 min
$72.72
+0.040 (+0.06%)
10 min
$72.79
+0.105 (+0.14%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $333.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$334.39
+0.653 (+0.20%)
5 min
$334.73
+0.983 (+0.29%)
10 min
$334.67
+0.928 (+0.28%)

ETH

Before post: $2,628.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,629.11
+1.10 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,628.64
+0.630 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,629.07
+1.06 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190540
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.190560
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.190350
-0.0₄9 (-0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010210
+0.0₄3 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.010200
+0.0₄2 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.010220
+0.0₄4 (+0.39%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound silence somehow still managed to move markets, proving once again that even his absence speaks volumes. PayPal inched up 0.06% in the first minute and held steady over 5 minutes, then gained 0.14% by the 10-minute mark: a yawn masquerading as a rally. Tesla showed slightly more enthusiasm, climbing 0.20% initially and peaking at 0.29% after 5 minutes before settling at 0.28%: the equivalent of a mild caffeine buzz for a stock that’s used to adrenaline shots. ETH and DOGE barely twitched, with ETH’s 0.04% gain and DOGE’s 0.05% uptick resembling a nap more than a trade. GORK, the mystery token, flexed its volatility with a 0.39% gain after 10 minutes: the market’s way of reminding us that even noise can sound like a signal if you squint hard enough. Historical context is nonexistent, because apparently "nothing" has never been this eventful before. The irony? The most impactful thing Musk did today was precisely nothing—a masterclass in market manipulation by omission.