Flatten the curve

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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole84

Let’s flatten the curve

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.51
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$72.54
+0.025 (+0.03%)
10 min
$72.52
+0.005 (+0.01%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$334.82
+0.316 (+0.09%)
5 min
$334.32
-0.183 (-0.05%)
10 min
$333.62
-0.880 (-0.26%)

ETH

Before post: $2,639.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,639.85
+0.210 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,636.04
-3.600 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,636.93
-2.710 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191230
-0.0₄599 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.191010
-0.0₃279 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.191120
-0.0₃169 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010420
-0.0₅999 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.010390
-0.0₄4 (-0.38%)
10 min
$0.010430
+0.0 (+0.00%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post left markets flatter than the curve he referenced. PayPal barely twitched: a rounding error of +0.03% in 5 minutes before reverting to near-zero. Tesla briefly flexed (+0.09% in 1 minute) then deflated (-0.26% by 10 minutes), proving even its volatility can be underwhelming. ETH and DOGE mirrored each other’s apathy, with ETH’s -0.14% dip in 5 minutes being the most dramatic non-event of the hour. GORK’s wild ride (-0.38% then +0.00%) was the financial equivalent of a shrug. Compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics, this was less "rocket launch" and more "fizzling sparkler." The only curve flattened here was trader enthusiasm.