📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,797.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,794.40
-2.680 (-0.15%)
5 min
$1,793.49
-3.590 (-0.20%)
10 min
$1,793.71
-3.370 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172470
-0.0₃289 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.172360
-0.0₃399 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.172480
-0.0₃28 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic Elon Musk market ripple—except this time, the maestro didn’t even lift a finger (or a tweet). ETH and DOGE both dipped modestly in the minutes following... nothing. Perhaps the markets were so conditioned to Musk-induced volatility that they preemptively panicked at the mere possibility of a Dogecoin meme or a cryptic Ethereum hint. The irony? The biggest mover here might be the collective PTSD of crypto traders, who now see red candles in their sleep. Conclusion: The markets moved because they *expected* Elon to say something. The absence of a post was the post. Peak 2024.