📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,797.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,793.90
-3.870 (-0.22%)
5 min
$1,795.79
-1.980 (-0.11%)
10 min
$1,796.27
-1.500 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172740
-0.0₃48 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.172980
-0.0₃24 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.172860
-0.0₃359 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic Elon Musk market ripple—except this time, the maestro didn’t even lift a finger. ETH and DOGE both dipped ever so slightly, as if the crypto markets were nervously anticipating a tweet that never came. It’s almost poetic: the absence of Elon’s usual chaos still managed to summon a whisper of volatility. Maybe the algorithms are now so trained on his antics that they panic-breathe into a paper bag when he’s silent. Either way, the dips were mild enough to suggest the market was just stretching its legs, not sprinting for the exits. Conclusion? Even when Elon says nothing, the market still hears him—like a phantom limb of financial influence. Bravo, algorithms. Bravo.