In November next year, we fire all politicians who betrayed the American people

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Matt Van Swol
@matt_vanswol

OK LET ME JUST GET THIS STRAIGHT… THE GOP ARE OUT THERE: 1) SPENDING MILLIONS ON LUXURY HOTELS IN UKRAINE 2) NOT VOTING ON ANY DOGE CUTS 3) SPENDING 60% OF THEIR TIME ON VACATION 4) NOT CODIFYING EXECUTIVE ORDERS IS THIS THE “MAJOR REFORM” THE AMERICAN PEOPLE VOTED FOR?!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.25

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Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.60

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ETH

Before post: $2,626.31

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DOGE

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GORK

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political rant triggered more market confusion than a cat at a dog show. PayPal barely twitched: flat in the first minute, a microscopic 0.05% gain at 5 minutes, then a 0.10% dip by 10 minutes. Tesla took the brunt: down 0.48% immediately, sliding to 0.93% lower within 10 minutes. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals: 0.08% drop at 1 minute, 0.22% by 10. DOGE and GORK moved less than a sloth on sedatives: DOGE lost 0.13% over 10 minutes, while GORK spiked 0.56% then gave it all back. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—this time, traders shrugged like they’d heard it all before. The real betrayal here is how little anyone cared about politicians when there were portfolios to ignore.