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Starlink’s most rugged kit yet, Performance offers reliable high-speed internet (400+ Mbps download speeds) in the most extreme and remote environments. Aluminum enclosure, IP69K waterproof rating, advanced power supply with AC/DC, and more →

http:// starlink.com/performance

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.24
-0.010 (-0.01%)
5 min
$71.24
-0.010 (-0.01%)
10 min
$71.21
-0.035 (-0.05%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.97
-0.943 (-0.27%)
5 min
$346.76
-2.156 (-0.62%)
10 min
$345.77
-3.142 (-0.90%)

ETH

Before post: $2,626.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,622.60
-4.250 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,623.76
-3.090 (-0.12%)
10 min
$2,622.77
-4.080 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197090
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.197100
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.197320
+0.0₃28 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010740
-0.0₄3 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.010710
-0.0₄599 (-0.56%)
10 min
$0.010690
-0.0₄8 (-0.74%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink ad triggered a market reaction so subtle you'd need a Starlink terminal to detect it. PayPal barely twitched: down 0.01% in 1 minute, holding steady at 0.05% down after 10 minutes. Tesla dipped more noticeably: 0.27% drop in 1 minute, accelerating to 0.90% by 10 minutes. ETH and DOGE shrugged: ETH down 0.16% consistently, DOGE up a heroic 0.14% over 10 minutes. GORK, the mystery token, fell 0.74%—perhaps investors realized it wasn’t a Starlink coupon. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics: no Dogecoin moonshots or Tesla 10% swings, just the gentle hum of indifference. The real performance here was the market’s ability to ignore a product named “Performance Terminal” with almost poetic consistency.