Das Boss Baby Boot – the ultimate crossover

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.26
+0.045 (+0.06%)
5 min
$71.29
+0.070 (+0.10%)
10 min
$71.24
+0.028 (+0.04%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $354.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$354.80
+0.565 (+0.16%)
5 min
$354.68
+0.436 (+0.12%)
10 min
$354.64
+0.400 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,611.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,613.02
+1.03 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,616.90
+4.91 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,620.06
+8.07 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195830
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.196120
+0.0₃189 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.196060
+0.0₃13 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010330
+0.0₄2 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.010360
+0.0₄499 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.010290
-0.0₄199 (-0.19%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nonsense dressed as a crossover event. PayPal saw a modest uptick: 1min (+0.06%), 5min (+0.10%), 10min (+0.04%), mirroring its historical response to the same tweet last year, though with slightly less enthusiasm this time. Tesla edged up marginally: 1min (+0.16%), 5min (+0.12%), 10min (+0.11%), a tamer reaction compared to the 2025 post, suggesting even Musk fatigue has its limits. ETH showed resilience: 1min (+0.04%), 5min (+0.19%), 10min (+0.31%), outperforming its previous dip, while DOGE barely twitched: 1min (-0.05%), 5min (+0.10%), 10min (+0.07%), proving meme coins now require more than just vibes. GORK, the wildcard, spiked then retreated: 1min (+0.19%), 5min (+0.48%), 10min (-0.19%), a classic pump-and-sigh trajectory. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards, with reactions muted compared to past antics—perhaps the market is finally learning to ignore the man behind the curtain. Or maybe "das boss baby boot" just wasn’t his magnum opus.

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