Antediluvian watchers knew how to hodl their doge-bags, hbu?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,023.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,018.44
-5.330 (-0.18%)
5 min
$3,021.27
-2.500 (-0.08%)
10 min
$3,016.29
-7.480 (-0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.139350
-0.0₃299 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.139430
-0.0₃219 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.139250
-0.0₃399 (-0.29%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The cryptic musings of a pre-flood Dogecoin holder proved to be a remarkably effective sedative for the market. For Dogecoin itself, the reaction was a sleepy, consistent decline across all measured intervals: down 0.21% in one minute, 0.16% in five, and 0.29% in ten. This level of placid movement is almost unnervingly stable for an asset whose historical volatility could politely be described as 'spirited.' Even Ethereum caught the yawn, drifting down marginally in a show of polite, if unenthusiastic, solidarity. It seems the ancient art of hodling inspires not a rally, but a collective nap.