Deep in it's cryptographic cortex, Dogecoin loves you.

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Old School Eddie
@Old_SchoolEddie

MRI studies have uncovered something truly heartwarming about dogs and their bond with their owners. It’s not just about treats, toys, or even the company of other dogs, dogs’ love for their humans runs much deeper. Researchers found that when a dog catches the scent of its

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,114.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,116.19
+2.14 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,120.16
+6.11 (+0.15%)
10 min
$4,119.32
+5.27 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234270
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.234410
+0.0₄799 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.234990
+0.0₃659 (+0.28%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

A post about canine affection proved predictably toothless for crypto markets. Dogecoin saw negligible volatility: down 0.03% in one minute, then up 0.03% and 0.28% over five and ten minutes. This flatlined reaction is standard for such sentimental content, aligning with historical posts where high similarity scores rarely translate to significant price action. Even Ethereum's minor, steady gains of around 0.15% suggest the market found the post more of a pat on the head than a call to action. It seems the only thing running deep here is the market's indifference to warm, fuzzy feelings.

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